What I Like In General

* Elegant simplicity
* Environmentalism; conservationism
* Intelligent humor
* Wide open spaces; peace and quiet
* History of art & architecture; Italian Renaissance
* Icecream
* Swimming; skinny dipping; SCUBA
* Sports and luxury cars
* Yo-yos; model trains; kites; toys in general
* Crotch rockets and the sexy boys who ride them
* Tattoos; body piercings; body modifications
* Grilled ham and cheese sandwiches; macaroni and cheese; chicken and dumplings
* Fast-moving traffic
* Young, skinny punk rockers (esp. w/ Mohawk haircuts)

What I Dislike In General

* Intolerance; closed-mindedness; dogma
* Conspicuous consumption
* Gourmet food; any food I can’t identify
* Jewelry; gems; gold; diamonds
* Cookie-cutter houses in planned neighborhoods; gated communities
* Holiday decorations, flowers, nick-nacks, frivolity
* Home pages that begin “So you want to know a little more about me…”
* Sweaters draped over the shoulders and tied about the neck
* SUVs
* White socks with dark shoes
* Nose piercings (not too fond of lip piercings either)
* Pickles; cole slaw; salt potatoes
* Left-foot brakers
* Birkenstock sandles worn over wool socks
* Chat profiles that begin “I don’t know what to write here…”
* Dark socks in the gym
* Eating my vegetables

What I Like In A Guy’s Personality

* Strong sense of humor; can laugh at himself; see’s humor in all situations
* Creative; artistic
* Honest; open book; no secrets; what you see is what you get
* Says what he means; means what he says
* Eloquent; well-spoken; good conversationalist
* Self-confident; good self-esteem; just short of cocky
* Young at heart; impulsive; enjoys trying new things; open minded
* Even-tempered; well-organized; prompt
* Decisive; knows what he wants; stands up for what he believes in
* Independent; doesn’t need me 24/7
* Meets new people easily
* A good driver; operates the vehicle skillfully; effective in hectic traffic situations
* Can pick up a hammer or a wrench without freaking out
* Not shy about his body; gets naked in front of other people

Body

* Lean; very little body fat
* Physically fit; active; good cardio-vascular condition
* Good proportions; preferably a slender build
* Ideally little or no body hair
* Sharp facial features: cheek bones, jaw line, nose bridge, etc.
* Broad, strong shoulders; tapered back; trim waist
* A warm smile and a twinkle in the eye

What I Dislike In A Guy’s Personality

* Overly emotional; drama queen; high maintenance
* Financially irresponsible
* Disorganized; poor memory; inaccurate; imprecise
* Low self-esteem; insecure; feelings of inadequacy
* Can’t walk out the door without taking time to primp
* Private; can’t or won’t share his life
* Pretentious; pedantic; never wrong
* Needs an immaculate living environment and nice new furniture
* Freaks out if he has to wear the same underwear a second day, or go a day without showering
* Afraid to get his hands dirty and/or break a sweat
* Spends all his time in clubs on the dance floor
* Addicted to shopping
* Sedentary
* Pressures me to change

Body

* Body fat
* Poor posture
* Too much body hair
* Over-developed; more muscle than his frame can handle
* Too tall; over 6 foot 1 or 2 inches
* Flat butt